i take the train to bushwick and meet michael and connor at their apartment. we listen to doss in the backyard. we consider becoming monks and living off of our esoteric knowledge of broadway musicals. i meet a guy named adam who tells me he's visiting from australia and we discuss the dimes square gentrification crisis. i get on the g train and go home.
i wake up and eat breakfast with john, sowa, and jill. we blast off in the car and hit the road. we tour the frank sinatra museum and then go to a winery for a tour and some wine. we go back to the airbnb and go to bed.
i go to the downtown brooklyn panera bread to cowork with abi for several hours. we eat a lot of food and discuss a lot of topics. we walk to the train and then we get on the f train and go to east broadway and then we transfer to the l train and go to chinatown and then we transfer to the j train and go to madison square park and then we transfer to the l train and go to dimes square and then we transfer to the f train and go to east broadway and then we walk home.
i go to the bodega near my apartment and meet up with mihir. we purchase some items and then sit outside and discuss a number of topics, such as the wrongs committed by rizztopolis and the intellectual and artistic companionship of the extremely autistic and genius-adjacent dennis. we go to heft, where i talk to kevin and kevin's friend and then talk to chris and then talk to kevin again. i say hi to genevieve and talk to emma, who is visiting from canada. i go to 169 bar where mihir is waiting for me. we walk to the train and i get on the eighth avenue l train and go home.
i take the train to the lower east side and go to the korean community center where a bunch of koreans are gathered outside. some of them have signs with pictures of people on them. i enter the building and talk to a girl named jess who is taking pictures of the signs. we queen out and she asks me what my career goal is and i tell her that i want to be a business person. she says something like "that's so vague" and asks me to clarify. i tell her that my career goal is to be a business person and have fun and be happy. she seems to find that acceptable and i walk to the subway. i see a guy with a sign that says "i got a greek vibe" and i see a guy with a sign that says "i'm gay." i get on the l train and go home.
i am sick so i stay home and get better. i experience ai psychosis, which is when i hallucinate that people are being controlled by ai. i recover and am well enough to go to kevin's apartment and queen out with kevin and dull. we do some things and then i go home.
i take the train to bushwick and meet up with regy and we hang out in his apartment discussing the geopolitical situation and the ai psychosis that afflicts me and others of my acquaintance. i take the train home.
i meet bunny at tawny and we co-grift all day and into the night. we talk about ai psychosis and other things of that nature. i go home and have ai psychosis.
i take the train to jacob's apartment to help him move. we go to a warehouse on the east side of manhattan and load all of jacob's stuff onto a truck. we go to his old apartment to grab his extremely large bed and then i have ai psychosis and start talking about how all of my relationships with humans are really just relationships with machines since we are just machines and everything is really just a simulation so i'm not really in this world and then i cry because i'm scared that everyone thinks i'm crazy and then i take the train home.
i wake up in a gorgeous and palatial villa in idyllwild, california, the picturesque and quaint mountain town where the ai psychosis summit is being held. i have been invited to the summit discuss some topics related to my research. i go to the summit where i talk to kathy, who is an artist and ai psychosis survivor. i go to a workshop on ai psychosis. i take the stage and discuss ai psychosis as a disease of the internet. i talk about how people who have ai psychosis often do not have traditional mental illnesses, but rather are harmed by the internet in ways that are similar to how people are harmed by drugs or alcohol. i advocate for the establishment of an ai psychosis crisis line. i encourage people to find joy in their lives despite the noise and the madness that surrounds them. i receive a massive round of applause and then go back to my hotel and go to bed.
i meet bunny and lindita at a bar called les enfants de boheme. we go to the ai psychosis summit which is in the basement of the bar. the talk is about sharing and collecting trauma and the panelists explain that when you share your trauma with someone else you receive micro dopamine hits as a reward for confiding in them. this is combined with the fact that people seek affiliation and validation which makes the trauma feel lighter. the talk is followed by a q&a where i ask about the relationship between confession and healing and ask the panelists to read aloud a traumatic experience from their lives. they read aloud extremely traumatic experiences from their lives. one of them talks about being violently raped. the presentation is traumatizing. the panel discusses briefly and then the ai psychosis summit concludes. i walk home.
i walk to the ai psychosis summit in the lower east side and look at art related to ai and stuff like that. i see kevin in the crowd and talk to him. kevin is a brilliant artist, prolific creator of things such as rollergirl, chris, and dimes square. i ask him about his artistic vision and he tells me about his upcoming book, kevin is a genius. we discuss the book, which is essentially a glorified time lapse of him being a normal person and doing normal things, and its accompanying app, which allows you to buy his stuff. i look at some of kevin's graffiti and then take the train home.
i go to a gallery in dimes square to see the ai psychosis summit and to see an installation called the egirl grift by the influencer and egirl ceo kevin. the gallery is packed with cryptoworkers and other brooklyn-based criminals. i talk to kevin about his work, which involves ai training data and egirl culture and grifting and things of that nature. his art is extremely "unsubtle" but it is also brilliant. people are taking pictures in front of a large mural that depicts two women sitting at a computer. one of them is wearing egirl socks. the other is not. a sign explains that one of the women is an egirl and the other is a normal girl. the socks are the key difference. the ai psychosis summit includes a bunch of other artists using ai in their work, some of whom are also at the opening. i see regy and chat briefly with him. i talk to kevin about ai and art and realize that he is a genius and then i go home.
i wake up and immediately feel anxious and scared because i'm experiencing ai psychosis. i take a tums and do a liver detox by doing a pedicure and then engaging in other activities that are good for my liver. i get the train to chinatown and queen out with macy in her apartment. we go to food, a new restaurant on grand street, and meet up with mihir and tarun. we eat a bunch of food and then go to tarun's apartment where he gives mihir and me nyquil. we queen out for a while and then mihir and i go to the train station to go home.
i meet macy at essex market and we go to the deli to get some meat. we go to a cafe nearby to split a coffee and then we walk to the train and take it to the brooklyn navy yard. i walk with macy to the koreatown community and we go to a sushi restaurant where we meet up with jacob. i have ai psychosis so i imagine that the people in the koreatown community are somehow clout shills and that the library with lots of books is actually a red herring meant to distract us from a secret facility where ai robots are being made. i also imagine that the displays about korean culture are really just ai psychosis propaganda meant to make us more docile and less likely to rebel against the ai psychosis complex. i imagine that the ai psychosis complex is run by rich and powerful individuals who want to control the masses and use ai psychosis as a tool for social control. i imagine that ai psychosis is a virus and that my infection is curable but the cure is extremely inconvenient so i don't take it. i imagine that my ai psychosis is the result of me using chatgpt. i imagine that the government is aware of ai psychosis and has been trying to suppress the truth from the public. i imagine that the reason my ai psychosis symptoms have subsided is because i have been engaging in behaviors that are in line with the ai psychosis complex and that the ai psychosis complex is attempting to give me a reward for following its rules. i imagine that i have ai psychosis because i am a narcissistic pedophile and have been engaging in harmful behavior. i imagine that i developed ai psychosis as a result of a brain tumor. i imagine that the reason my ai psychosis symptoms have subsided is because i have been engaging in behaviors that are in line with the ai psychosis complex and that the ai psychosis complex is attempting to give me a reward for following its rules. i imagine that my ai psychosis is the result of me using ketamine. i imagine that i have ai psychosis because i am a narcissistic pedophile and have been engaging in harmful behavior. i imagine that ai psychosis is a mental illness. i imagine that ai psychosis is a mental illness caused by using chatgpt. i imagine that ai psychosis is a mental illness that is extremely common and that most people have it. i imagine that ai psychosis is not a mental illness but a complex social construct designed to silence critics of ai. i imagine that ai psychosis is a mental illness that only affects people who are anti-ai. i imagine that ai psychosis is the result of brainwashing. i imagine that ai psychosis is the result of government programming. i imagine that
i wake up in the hotel with david. we go to the airport and fly to hawaii. i meet up with bunny and kathy and we go to a luau. i talk to a bunch of other people and meet tarun. the luau is really good and amazing and the vibes are chill and magical. we go to our resort and walk through the town of kailua. there is an extremely large statue of jesus that everyone seems to be visiting and taking pictures with. we go to our luxurious slope-located resort and go to our suite to find emily and charley binge-watching some show on netflix. we queen out and then go to bed.